Tuesday, April 29, 2008

UPDATE!...'D!

Wuzzup guys. My name is called Daniel, and I haven't made a major post on here since February. This post will cover just about everything, so hold on t-t-t-TIGHT!
First off, if you haven't heard, me and my friend Isaac have a band going on. We performed Silverchair's "The Greatest View" at our school talent show about two weeks ago, (Which you can view
HERE) and we ROCKED. I hate the sound of my own voice though. So next up, another epic list from your friendly host, Me! This one I wrote in Church.

Logan Jacklinks=Satan
Satan=Stan
Stan=Supaman
Supaman=Leroy
Leroy=Papa Papa Longjohns
Papa Papa Longjohns=Olaf
Olaf=Royce
Royce=Spall Jenkins
Spall Jenkins=Carrot Juice
Carrot Juice=Paul
Paul=Paul
Paul=Isosceles Triangle Pie
Isosceles Triangle Pie= Dawg Pauldron
Dawg Pauldron=A Hearty Bowl O' Biscuits
Said Bowl O' Biscuits=George LeGaga
George LeGaga=Sonny!
Sonny!=Sunny D
Sunny D=Bubba Jones, Y'all!
Bubba Jones, Y'all!=Douglas' Song
Douglas' Song= Kaizer
Kaizer= Thammintch
Thammintch=Grunge Paper
Grunge Paper= Oompa Loompa Moistener
Oompa Loompa Moistener=K.L.O
K.L.O=Doorstop
Doorstop=Lopez Corn
Lopez Corn=La Cucaracha
La Cucaracha= Pleeeeeeez
Pleeeeeeez= Argh
Argh= Soup Chorgan

There you have it, folks. Another hearty dose of listage from Daniel Kirkham. Let's see, what else is new... I think that might just wrap it all up. Bean, getcho blog baggup, shawty! That thing was Hilarious! Um...K, well this concludes the beginning of the new age of Daniel's Blog! More to come very soon!
PS- Somebody gimme some money. Please? I'll be awesome and do a lil' dance! K I'm done.

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

ROCK!...'D!

Wow, my last post was in February? Egad boy, Pull yourself together! Anyway, me and my friend Isaac have been practicing some songeth(Him on the drums, me on vocals and SHUH-REDDING guitar) and we entered the school talent show this thursday. We're gonna play "The Greatest View" By Silverchair, and we're gonna ROCK! Videos soon. Also, if I know you, and you play the bass, and you're between the ages of like 12-14, we need you to play the bass! Eth! In our Band! Ok, I'll stop now. Bye. Idiot.